Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Man Rules...

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.  (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers. (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports or news, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Got this email from en.asben. I have a big laugh after reading this. Hope u all have a bigger laugh. Cheers.

PS : ada sesiapa yang nak menyokong atau menafikan ke? he..he..


farah fauzi said...

i loike...huhu

Maya Mayana said...

memang mereka begitu...kdg2 gerammm je tp kdg diorang baik hati gak...hehe

Liza @ Adzriel AB said...

Ask your man for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

Inilah jawapan utk semua di atas... he..he..

=sz= said...

sokong je la..
mereka mmg sgt bertentangan dgn kita...kuikui...

So Shy Lady said...

ahaks..nk buat camno
men r from mars, women r from venus


bunga said...

emm..emmm...xpaham.hahaha© said...

huhu i loike!!!!

sarah-najwan said...

akak sokong..itulah lelaki
sgt berbeza ngan wanita..

Dilla Ady said...

in shape kunun...round pun shape tau...hihihihi

Anonymous said...

round is a shape... agree!!! =)

Kakzakie said...

Hanis kakak likes these:-

1.You have enough clothes.
Once Hari Raya only needs to be bought.
2.You have too many shoes.
Ala.... Hari Raya's shoe still in good conditions.
3.I am in shape. round is a shape.
Perfectly round belly is really good shape. No exercise required.

ummiross said...

haha..seems man is not so complicated but woman think the other way...

Daddy Ziyyad said...

hahaha...thanks for sharing...I have a big lough today :)

Mama Gee said...

setuju ada antaranya yg mmg sejibik! huhuhuhh

Pala Maldini said...

saya sokong! Yang Arif!

terutamanya yang no. 1


Ati Masrif said...

yang no.2 tu
selalu benor terjadi..huhu

wahida said...

eh, ingatkan salah masuk blog tadi...rupanya blog akak..hehe...

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